Where were they?

All the people that weren't arriving for medical and/or surgical help at work the other day? They were just waiting to roll through the door yesterday, when I was assigned Triage....Everybody comes to the Emergency Department when I'm at triage! The nurses from "out the back" kept coming into the "front" ~ hitting me and tell me it was all my fault that the department was so busy! *heh* Lots of sore tummies, hmmmmm....(contemplates the probable assortment of chips (crisps), chocolate, nibbles, soft-drink, hard-drink and fruit cakes that seem to adorn every table at this time of year) ~ I wonder where these sore tummies are coming from?